3 mars 2010

More fish


Halte-là; stop! C'est la minute "culture poker". Juste pour vous parler d'une chanson qui, pour une fois, ne prend pas le poker pour simple alibi. Sortie en 2006, elle est l'oeuvre de Ghostface Killah, rappeur membre du Wu-Tang Clan, et décrit deux parties de poker, entrecoupées d'extraits audio du film "Les Joueurs" ("Rounders") qui reste comme le seul long métrage potable sur le sujet. Pokerface, à ne pas confondre avec le tube de Lady Gaga, se trouve sur un album au titre très évocateur de l'attirance que peut éprouver le rappeur pour notre jeu favori: "More Fish". Il n'existe malheureusement pas de clip de cette chanson, mais en voici tout de même les paroles, ainsi qu'un lien youtube pour pouvoir l'écouter:


"Pokerface"
(feat. Shawn Wigs)

[Intro]
This is why the World Series of Poker
Is decided over a no limit poker tournament
Players, pro's even, can't handle the pressure of the game
They consider no limit the only pure game left

[Chorus: Ghostface Killah]
We gotta know how to play your cards, have a mean poker face
And know an ace deuce can take out your pocket broads
This is no limit hold 'em, you gotta know when to fold 'em
If you plan on, staying on top
You can't lose, what you don't push into the pot
You can't make much either, if you a believer of luck
Go all in, if you're feeling your cards, deep in your gut

[Shawn Wigs]
It was a late Saturday night, big chips, we had a lotta
Theodore performed at the Plush Brigatta
It was an hour in, big chip leader of the game
Caught pocket jacks and flopped two more of the same
Looking at quads, waiting for someone to bluff
So I checked til someone said "I had enough"
I'm raising a thousand, son I pay to see the river
Caught an ace and his face, was a straight up giver
He had three now, must of caught two in the hole
A full boat, I'm about to sink ship, tell him to fold
He laughs, raises his fifty g's, please I need chip count
The pit boss, swear I flip over, you gon' flip out
I'm all in, here to win, I rep Staten Island
He called it, I showed four jacks, he started wilding

[Interlude:]
This son of bitch..
All night, he set me up, he check, check, he trapped me!

[Chorus]

[Shawn Wigs]
It was a cash game, 100/200 dollar table
Me and Johnny Mack sitting, God willing and able
July 23rd and 4th, the lions is out
It's the month of the Leo, we gon' win with no doubt
Bunch of high rollers, laughing like he know we're low in the amateurs
I buy him for the macks, twenty G's, I'mma damage ya
Couple of chuckles, broken glasses, all tinted
I'mma put ya'll all on tilt, give me a minute
So I check raise 'em, bluff 'em, ain't showing my cards
Two four off two, ya'll ain't no superstars
I should of been at the table, World Series of Poker
I'm up 80 G's already, ya'll a bunch of jokers
Now they all on tilt, raising, I call 'em all in
With pocket three's, for 80 G's, I'm ready to fall in
Flop two aces, caught my three on fourth street
A four hundred thousand dollar pot boy, life's sweet

[Chorus]

[Outro]
He beat me.. straight up
Pay him, pay Shawn Wigs his money 



 Bel effort, isn't it?

1 commentaire:

Anonyme a dit…

Tu n'imagines pas le sourire avec lequel je viens de lire ton article.
Je pose un article sur mon blog dans quelques instants qui fera écho au tiens :)